George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom
packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only
knew how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you're a good
person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're
a vegetarian.
3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will give you something to
do, but won't get you anywhere.
4. Pain and suffering ...
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Peter Griffin is one of the funniest, probably the most
important characters in the cartoon animation series of 'Family
Guy'. He is a Nice, Funny, Fat ass character, who is not afraid
of spreading the word of his mind in to the world and change
everybody's world. Peter's mind is 2X smaller then Homer Simpson
and he is 2X fatter then Homer. He has no idea what he is doing
or where he is. If it wasn't for Louis, his wife he would be out
of his job, his house and would have no life. He does ...
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There are a lot of April Fools jokes and pranks that you can pull on someone this year. I know you want the best ones. So, what I'm going to do is share with you some April Fools jokes and pranks. That way, you can have a great time pranking people this year. The jokes and pranks that you can use are: 1. Fart spray. This is the first one that you can pull on someone. This will have you laughing so hard. What you do is buy some fart spray and spray it anywhere. You can spray it in a store, your ...
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Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream
about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a
9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master
at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the face
and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working,
STOP WORKING; I'll even give you 5 reasons why you should.
1. If you stop working you'll have more time to devote to
reading my articles, columns, and lists. This will enable me ...
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Toothbrushrush.
by Bob Wood
Does it seem to you that you brush your teeth way too often? Do
your days distort and collapse around the beginnings and endings
as you face down your grimace while brushing those choppers?
Mine do. Every time I brush (twice a day, religiously, and I
don't mean while in a kneeling position) it seems as if I just
did it. Time between brushings is apparently running much faster
than the time WHILE brushing, which seems to take forever. There
could be alien forces at ...
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Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money
over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of
purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you,
everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward,
$1.00.
Being the cynics that you are, I know you're probably asking:
"Why should I send you $1.00? I barely even know you. If I
hadn't somehow stumbled onto this article I wouldn't even have
known that you exist. I still don't know how I came across ...
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Being able to pull off the best April Fools day pranks is awesome. Especially when you're able to get a good laugh from it. So, what I'm going to do is share with you some of the best April Fools day pranks that you can pull off this year. That way, you'll be able to have fun pranking people this year. The best April Fools pranks are: 1. The first one that you can pull on someone is to use fart sprays. These are sprays that smell like fart, or sometimes worst. This would be great to use in your ...
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Pulling pranks on people is a traditional thing to do on April Fools day. If you're looking to really have a good laugh this year, you will definitely know what to do after you've read this. Because, what I'm going to do is share with you some great April Fools day pranks. That way, you'll be able get a good laugh this year pranking people. The April Fools day pranks that you can do are: 1. The first thing you can do is give someone a fake scratch off lotto ticket. Regardless if the person ...
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There are a lot of harmless April Fools day pranks that you can do to really trick someone. You're probably not sure which one you want to do this year. So, what I'm going to do is share with you some harmless April Fools day pranks that you can do. That way, you'll be able to pull the best pranks and jokes this year. The harmless pranks that you can do are: 1. The first one that you can do to get someone this year is to use the winning lotto ticket prank. This is probably one of the best ...
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There are a lot of great April Fools pranks that you can do to trick someone. You probably want the best ones. You know...the ultimate pranks that will have you and your friends laughing for a long time. So, what I'm going to do is share with you some April Fools pranks that you can do this year. That way, you'll have a great time pranking people. The April Fools pranks that you should do are: 1. The first thing you do can is use fart spray. You can either spray this at your job or use it in a ...
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